Good intentions

I had every intention on writing a good entry for today. Alas, I have overdosed on caffeine and can’t stop shaking or actually completing a thought. Wait, I just completed a thought!! Woot woot! (Never mind that it took me 2 minutes to write that sentence.)
So, to hold you over until my award winning post on Monday, here are a few things to consider:

• How many calories do you burn while jittering your foot against your sandle from aforementioned caffeine overdose?
• Would said jittering be considered exercise?
• When drug dealers cut their drugs with formula, do they pay attention to the nutritional labels?
• Do drug dealers use formula checks?
• Do you think drug dealers use the recommended dosage of one scoop per 2 ounces?
• If drug dealers really did pay attention to the nutritional labels, aren’t they really doing their buyers a solid? I mean, they’re making sure they get their needed vitamins and what not, right?
• Has there ever been an intervention for someone who leads too many interventions?
• Would a show where people have interventions for reality show creators be hypocritical?
• If Superman worked at a hospital, would he bill separately for performing an x-ray and reading it?
• Is Catwoman capable of performing CATscans?
• Why don’t they have you bring your pets to the hospital when you’re getting a PETscan? Seems like false advertising to me.
• Why aren’t there DOGscans? Discrimination much

Alright, that’s enough crazy to hold you over until Monday!

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