In honor of Loralee’s recent defeat, I felt it was my duty to stick up for the women. Here’s the conversation that took place recently between Britt and myself:
Me: Man, I really miss my boobs.
Britt: Yeah, me too.
Me: They were so big and perky when I was breastfeeding.
Britt: Oh, I remember!
Me: How can they possibly be smaller now than they were before I started breastfeeding? Who would think that sucking on something would make it smaller?
Britt: I don’t know, but it does. If I would’ve known that this was going to happen I wouldn’t have let you breastfeed 😉
Me: Well then, I guess I should probably no longer give you blow jobs, since that might make you smaller!
Britt: um, um, um.
And I think the men and women are now even.